Review: The Three Stooges and Multi-Theft Auto

First, I want to thank everyone for their patience with me. It has been a long-ass couple of months, but I’m working on wrapping up the last reviews of April now. But, for now, here’s this. Last weekend (this would be April 29th), I saw The Three Stooges. Now that a week has passed, I feel comfortable giving you a brief synopsis.

The Three Stooges

As babies, the stooges are left on the doorstep of the Sisters of Mercy Orphanage. At the age of ten, Moe is nearly adopted by a wealthy couple, but is taken back after he can’t bear to be separated from Larry and Curly, with the wealthy couple taking a fourth boy, Teddy, home. Over the course of thirty plus years, they cause the orphanage to rack up more than eight hundred thousand dollars in medical bills, so they must leave to make their way in the world to earn the money to save the orphanage.

First Anniversary Craptacular! – Terrawars: New York Invasion, Game Tycoon, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star, Norbit

When I first started, I did not think that I would have the support to keep this crap up for a year. I really thought I’d do it for a few months, and then I’d run out of things to talk about. One year, more than fifty reviews, 1600 page views, and fourteen followers later, and I’m still doing this.

Thank you.

I’m dead serious. None of this would have ever been possible without any of you. Back when I started this, if I’d gone a month with only a few hits, there’s a decent chance I would have just given up and abandoned the site. But now…now I couldn’t imagine not doing this kind of stuff every week. I love doing this. I actually kind of view it as a badge of honor, being able to sit through…well, crap.

A show of support

First, an announcement. I want to thank everyone who visits the site and reads the articles. It’s because of you that I keep this blog up and running, and if it weren’t for all of you, I wouldn’t have even gotten this far.

Secondly, I know that no one really wants to hear it, but I’ve recently added a link to donate to my PayPal account and another to my Amazon wish list. There is no minimum amount to donate to me, and everyone who donates will be mentioned in the next regular update. As a special bonus, anyone who donates $10 or more will be listed on the sidebar as a supporter.

Acknowledgements

Before I really start, I just wanted to thank everyone who inspired me to even think about doing this.

First, The Nostalgia Critic, who really got me to start thinking critically about all types of media.

To Spoony, whose videos prove that you can get pissed off about movies, games, and wrestling, and still have fun with it.

To all the characters at That Guy With The Glasses and Blistered Thumbs, who kept me laughing as you just tore bad movies and games limb from limb.